I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.
My last seen at was just to check your last seen at.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Marriage is a workshop, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.